Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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