- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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