- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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