- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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