What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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