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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.