- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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