- Anti Joke

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.