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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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