- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Caolan and Eamon

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

WNBA

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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