- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Terraria

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

feminine literature

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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