Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Boner

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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