What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Mogok Papiti.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Death by kayak

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Go away still nothing to see

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's long and black The unemployment line

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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