- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Homosexualism is so gay man

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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