Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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