- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??