Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Do you know the muffin man? No

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

that wall over there ->

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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