- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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