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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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