What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Anti Joke

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