- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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