- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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