- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Ehh

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what is 3+3= 8

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

knock knock whos there? nobody

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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