For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

scientology.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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