A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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