In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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