- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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