- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

you suck

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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