- Anti Joke

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

I? Everett

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?