- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Women's rights

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

bangers and mash?

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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