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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Black people having a Job.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.