What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

You having friends.

Make me famous

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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