- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

poop.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Women's Rights

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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