I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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