- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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