- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Connor is homosexuaI

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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