- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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