How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Anti Joke

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