- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

like this if you think what ever you want to..

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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