why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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