- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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