- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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