What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Massie is a fatass

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Vagina Boob

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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