- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's the difference between a duck?

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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