- Anti Joke

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

noah is a scrub jungle

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.