Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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knock knock There's no door

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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roak

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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