Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Major League Soccer

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Soccer...

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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The Labour Party.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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