- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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