there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Sloths

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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