- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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