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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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