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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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