- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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