What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What would Muhammed do?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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