- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Coldpaly is a good band

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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