- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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