- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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