Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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