the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

one stop shop

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Tim likes girls

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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