- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

a chinese man pays the full price

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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