- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Please don't shoot me

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Women's Rights

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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