How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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KILL WHITEY

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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