what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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