- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

can you pass the soap?

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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