- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Equal rights!

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

You bumder!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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