What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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