whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Ms Leong Sux

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Anti Joke

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