How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Sex vagina. lol.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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