- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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