- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What are annoying? Ads.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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