You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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