What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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