- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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