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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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