What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

No because your face is really f***** up.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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